Privacy Policy
Last updated: January 15, 2026. Plain language, because privacy policies shouldn't need a translator.
1. Who We Are
This website is operated by Royal Bitch Couture ("we," "us," "the house"). For anything privacy-related, write to hello@royalbitchcouture.com with "Privacy" in the subject line.
2. What We Collect
We collect only what you actively give us:
- Newsletter signups — your email address, used solely to send the Court Circular newsletter.
- Contact form submissions — your name, email address and message content, used solely to answer you.
This is a showcase website without e-commerce checkout, so we do not collect payment details, shipping addresses or account credentials.
3. Cookies & Analytics
This site does not set tracking cookies and does not run third-party advertising trackers. Web fonts are loaded from Google Fonts, which may log your IP address as part of serving font files; see Google's own privacy policy for details.
4. How We Use Your Information
To reply to your enquiries, to send the newsletter you asked for, and for nothing else. We do not sell, rent or trade personal data. We do not share it with third parties except where required by law.
5. Data Retention
Contact messages are kept for up to 24 months and then deleted. Newsletter addresses are kept until you unsubscribe — every email contains a one-click unsubscribe link that works immediately and holds no grudge.
6. Your Rights
Depending on your jurisdiction, you may have the right to access, correct, export or delete the personal data we hold about you, and to object to or restrict its processing. Exercising these rights costs nothing: email hello@royalbitchcouture.com and we'll respond within 30 days.
7. Security
We apply reasonable technical and organisational measures to protect the limited data we hold. No method of transmission over the internet is 100% secure, but we hold as little data as possible, which is the best security measure of all.
8. Children
This website is not directed at children under 16 and we do not knowingly collect their data.
9. Changes to This Policy
If this policy changes, the new version will be posted here with an updated date. Material changes will be flagged in the newsletter.